10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.