10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.