10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."