10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury