10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"