10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"