10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• It's Free To Fold...
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow