10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Fold and live to fold again
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-