10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A