10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword