10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier