10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• You have to piss with the dick you have