10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.