10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.