10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek