10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks