10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow