10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Welcome to kicker school
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders