10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.