10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--