10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Welcome to kicker school