10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury