10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.