10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.