10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed