10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is