10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"