10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth