10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth