10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."