10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders