10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
Those eggs smell delicious!
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
in the poker game of life women are the rake