10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo