10 Random Poker Quotes

With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed