10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.