10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.