10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."