10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.