10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson