10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.