10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed