10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus