10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)