10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.