10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.