10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Fold and live to fold again
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.