10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike