10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris