10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "No river, no fish."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?