10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.